Twelve Days
🎶 Sing along if you know the tune! 🎵 [this post in no way reflects real humans or events, I totally made it up and everyone is perfect] On the first day of Christmas my family sent to me… my kids having pancakes with me. So far, so good. On the second day of Christmas my family sent to me… my niece on my doorstep after maxing out two credit cards and a zippay account and she’s lost her job and can’t tell her mum so I cancel Christmas shopping so we can have a cup of tea and cut up her credit cards and plan how she’s going to get out of this mess. … and my kids having pancakes with me. On the third day of Christmas my family sent to me… The dog, bored because he's not getting walked three times a day any more, leaps after a fly and smashes mum’s favourite Country Road salad bowl which she lent me for my birthday party. I get on the CR site and start looking up the cost of Express Shipping. … two maxed out zippays … and my kids having pancakes with me. ...